Kris aka keeh-rhyse
May 28th, 2008Uh.. uh… yo… yo…
Ay yo I’m almost layin’ down in my motherfuckin’ chair, tired from too little sleep but I can sleep next year, I’ve been slingin’ sketches up and down my table in what feels like ages, puttin’ my worst and baddest ideas in big metal cages, all i wanna do now is be gettin mad fat wages and show up for golden egg-nominations on stages, eat some sushi with john belushi and make some curry with bill murray, ay yo I ain’t made to be a boring type of motherfuckin intern, I wanna create crazy whack shit that’ll crash and burn, that’ll make your heart feel like it’s on fire or strapped with barbwire cause I’m the kinda cat you either wanna hire or have fired, I’m not common, my last name is crazy, I write rhymes like I’m the swedish version of jay-z, I wanna make new shit that’s never been done before, cause how things mostly look nowaydays make me wanna throw up for sure, yo they ain’t tryin to be different just coppin’ every other fool, shit bro you need a new fuckin’ tool, I wanna do something that not sucks and is tight, so all ya’ll advertisers better act right, or this ma’fucka just might, leave this business longing for my genius, just out of spite
What… 2008… yo… check it… uh… yo… keepin’ it real in 2008 fo all ya’ll ma’fuckas.. and I’m out..
peace
/Christoffer, aka “keeh-rhyse”, yo that’s my rapname






